Rated M for Mature.

So okay, I'm 19 years old and I know what sex is. I think every person knows what sex is about when they get into high school. God help them if they've known about it longer than that. Well I was flipping through channels and I don't know much about sex as much as I should. I was tired and wanted to watch something so I watched Katie Morgan's Sex Quiz. I've never seen the show or her. So I thought what the hell right?

Well she was talking about vibrators. I didn't know vibrators have been around for that long. Well I don't think vibrators have been around that long. I think I was meaning dildos. Well anyways, I was watching and I have captions on my TV so I could read what she was saying and she was going through different ones. Well the really old ones were ugly, but I guess if you were that desperate. Looks didn't matter.

Then she went on about ones that are more modern. She showed one, now I got to say when I saw it I instantly changed the channel because I knew if I was to watch how it used it. I would not only want one but laugh my ass off as well! The picture was of an iPod hooked into a vibrator. So after a few weeks of thinking about it. I came up with this quote and if you know me really well. You know I would never be a groupie so this thought occuried.

"Why need to sleep with your favorite singers or rappers when you have a vibrator that hooks up to your iPod?" I guess if you're desperate and if that can't satasify you then you can go off and be a mistress of a married man. If they're single, that's your busniess. But I'd be looking for information first before I do anything.

Have I wondered how it works? Well yeah! I'm not dumb! Like does it go faster when the bass gets louder or the singer goes for a high note? It would be like having sex with your favorite singer/rapper/even the whole band and you wouldn't feel embrassed. Unless you can't cum, then that's just a little sad. Uh and no, I haven't gone looking for one. I don't need anything. Wait that sounds bad. I don't need anything period. Nothing whatsoever. Goodnight!